Al Gore is an A-hole

I thought that would get your attention. 

Now read this. 

H/T: AOS

Farewell, Tony...

Tony lost his battle with colon cancer. He leaves behind a wife, three young children, and many admirers. I really loved watching him at the podium and he seemed like a genuinely nice guy. He always appeared very optimistic despite his declining health. It's sad to see such a great American pass at such a young age. 

Rest in peace, Tony. 

Happy Birthday, America!

But seriously, here's the complete text of the Declaration of Independence if you're interested.

Happy Fourth!! Eat some seven layer bean dip for me! (Yes, I know that's not a very American dish, but it's tradition and it's soooo good.)